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Events that a Hip-hop Head can get into - Please No Spam because i'll remove it like cancer Funny punchlines from songs go in2 the comment box, but other than that it's whatever - e-mail me (Lancelot) if you need an extra push on certain events - (thanx!)

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  1. Yo!!! + -

    Lancelot Oct 2 at 2008, 8:51 PM
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    Lancelot said "EPMD TOMORROW NIGHT - CLUB 6!!! Tell Kev HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!!!"
    EPMD TOMORROW NIGHT - CLUB 6!!!


    Tell Kev HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!!!
    Last post 47 days ago
  2. awwww man - i'm bored + -

    Lancelot Aug 25 at 2008, 8:24 PM
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    Lancelot said "whats good ya'll?"
    whats good ya'll?
    Last post 85 days ago
  3. "Life Dwells" + -

    diggs Aug 7 at 2008, 7:22 PM
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    diggs said "looking for a reggae artist to come up with N spit the hook - ill send the beat. hit on my email: b.t.promotions@"
    looking for a reggae artist to come up with N spit the hook - ill send the beat. hit on my email: b.t.promotions@gmail.com

    i wrote the song and produced the beat..bra its a hit no doubt, what the big heads are looking for!!!!!!!!! YEE
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    coming up from a seedling not knowing what life is going to bring
    one day you playing the next you steeling things
    mothers cry from the children they loose
    from the life that the children they choose man
    one day you here and the next you gone man
    life is a game plan,
    trying to stand taller than the next man
    we see it day in we see it day out
    people struggling in the world, yea no doubt
    so play your card or your card will get pulled
    living the only way the only way you know it should
    no time for beef, snitches... best step aside
    you the only one, the only one that you can confide
    no matter how hard you try
    it aint easy is always a fight......
    is always a fight......

    ==============

    all sides of the world everyday it gon get gritty
    from that itty bitty to the big city
    to the villages of africa it affects all of ya
    like an epidemic the results embedded in your mind you cant forget it
    hunger and pain, addicts looking for that good vein
    runaways, its enough to make you mental in the brain
    psychologic drain, if you got fame, makes the fame drain away
    without dollars life dont make no sense
    like master p just trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents
    life fades away and whithers in the wind
    reminiscing what could have been
    gotta do what you gotta do just to survive
    look up at the sky give thanks that you alive


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    gun blasts, dying over green backs
    way way chases and car jacks
    in the hood, its competition, who got the thickest stack
    if live by the gun, you gon die by the gun
    91 problems, worrying bout dying shouldnt be one
    battles to overcome, if you loose, 6feet deep and your done
    life is maney in streets
    anything good is outta your reach
    locked, tied down with a short leash
    welfare checks and government cheese
    its real helter skelter, standing in line at homeless shelters
    all full, get a wave and a see you later
    watch your back like u lord of the rings
    haters, brush'em off like they dont mean thing
    day by day live the way and do erything like it means erything
    Last post 103 days ago
  4. HolyCrapBatman!!! + -

    Lancelot Jul 2 at 2008, 3:03 PM
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    Lancelot said "I'll chop the dreds off Pretty Ricky Nappy ass head - Sprinkle crack on they bodies an than Metro the Feds - I'll m"
    I'll chop the dreds off Pretty Ricky Nappy ass head - Sprinkle crack on they bodies an than Metro the Feds - I'll make it rain with matchbooks at Teddy Rileys old Pad - Everybody knows i'm joking except Teddys gettin mad - i'll tell Boys 2 Men where they royality checks are hid - directions like hide the flag, end up @ BBD crib - i'll stick up En-vouge(?) & say i only want Dawn - Because like Mac Dre, all we wants: LONG JAW - Told Chris Brown 2 Gimme THAT! and i'll stop the drama - I ment : gimmie the cash, but i guess he thought i ment Rianna - Told Ne-yo 2 Be slow & gimme keys to the Range, he said "fuck it, here's a mille - that Range is small change!" - I tryed to get at Kelly Rowland because Michelle went gospel - i said: "U better 'like this' because your album was Awful!" (sry Kelly)
    Thought Jordan Sparks was cool until i found out her age - so instead, got Carrie Underwood because at least she paid - Danity Kane seemed easy, but 1's not enough - a Yo, i ran through they hotel rooms and found naked pictures of Puff - Told Trey, 'this is the last time' and it's not about beef, and than we both got profiled & ass beat by police! Told Cassie, it's me & U until the end of the world, and than Asanti came by and made me swich up girls - 'BECAUSE YOUR MY DIA-MOND GIRL, Your The 1, i take the rock from' - Kept my stunnaz on when i ran up on Jagged Edge - i said gimmie ya notes & they started singing instead - Mariah seemed easy to jack, without much planing - i already tried 5 times because her schedual's sooooo demanding - Wanted Omarion money, with no suprises pal! but i started getting bitc%ed @ by lil Bow Wow. (We're the BEST musicians EVER!!!) I tried to get Usher, but Tamika got me first, so i said i was a stylest here 2 trim dem nasty side-burns - Erika Badu original & savage az fuct, she pulled the 'glock on lock' from her weave & held me up! i gotta find a better living cause R&B is getting hard, guess i gotta quit the rap sh%t find my ass a new job.
    1. RE: HolyCrapBatman!!! + -

      Lancelot Jul 2 at 2008, 7:27 PM
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      Lancelot said "gd shi% Diggs"
      gd shi% Diggs
    Last post 139 days ago
  5. dayumm + -

    diggs Jul 2 at 2008, 7:21 PM
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    diggs said "damn foo you been busy huh...just bored here at work just dippin by-peace"
    damn foo you been busy huh...just bored here at work just dippin by-peace
    Last post 139 days ago
  6. BackOnThatB.S. + -

    Lancelot Jul 1 at 2008, 2:55 PM
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    Lancelot said "Crack my coffee mug across yer crainiam - impressing entire stadiums - it's crazy how much i hate u man! I feel li"
    Crack my coffee mug across yer crainiam - impressing entire stadiums - it's crazy how much i hate u man! I feel like 3rd string passing 5 year vets - bout to win a super bowl and take they bounus checks - one from championship and 1 from the finals and than the one for the pro bowl plus MVP title. Always giving the impression that i'm outta the loop - MoeFu*kaz know i got this, like my homeboy soup - I prove myself wrong and only adding to my name - The same people that fired me don't even look at me the same - it's like i'm a diff. face with brand new brain - turned over a new style because the other one was plain - plain GARBADGE yadaddi mean?- shouldn't really have 2 explaine, trying to treat me as a side kick like pinky 2 brain. But you ain't the first - yA TRICK!!! truth hurts - Conjested as a mother Phucker, claritin poppin like certs - always reasons for my actions, but i'm seen as a jerk - game runnin like Pac 10 trying to take over earth - i don't even like life, but i KNO YOUR JELIOUS - even mis-spell it for the Zealots, using a magic pen 2 tell it - I should be a P.R. manager the way i make life look - they call me the baggage handler slash p/t cook - mash the fuct outta fords until we smash on foot - kinda lost u with a vers but than i caught ya with the hook. Throwing jabs with the left, allergic 2 haymakers - always watching my step an swich plans like game makers - I ain't gotta score the most 2 be importants az fuct - all i gotta do is grind till EVERYBODY KNOW WhADDUP - It's usually other people that make my job suck - i quit that, start from scratch & find the same old rutt.


    UGH!
    Last post 140 days ago
  7. WhatHaveYouDone4MeyLately??? + -

    Lancelot Jun 27 at 2008, 3:34 PM
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    Lancelot said "watch it pop an go unleaded - fuck your crew, you need a medic. No prints like K-Spacy passing judgement in Seven."
    watch it pop an go unleaded - fuck your crew, you need a medic. No prints like K-Spacy passing judgement in Seven. Pure Style watching the competition lessen - throw some d's on that bit#h, or even F's - your discression. AND NOW WHATS A EMCEE 2 DO? I start a rhyme - a rapper dies & i've unemployed his crew - Turned his son into a bastard, an now the wifes a widow too! I get ampt and blast off - the Mulatto Version Hancock - Judo chop some cinder blocks with hands "so silky soft". Shawty wanna thug tho - a hard bodied a$$hole - caucasan, black, latino that don't even need a bank roll. Or more cake than Fudrucker - Could be wall street or gun runner, down & dirty mother fuc&er - even the gully people knowing that dOOd is STRAIGHT GUTTER!!! But that Ain't me - Why elaborate? I never done elimi-date - and i'm HELL OF light skinned & can see why u intimidate - Never let the looks fool ya out here in the Golden state! Than again No one is safe if So. America robbed Pele! - I ain't even saying taxes man! - Pele got jacked - That's like sayin Kobe put a hit out on Shaq! American stars more untouchable than the prez. of Iraq - Get washed up like bed sheets and layed out for a RACK. I like anti-Hybrid girls that guzzel high octain, an also anti-stupid chicks that can't stand bird brains! Trying to pimp some lil chicken hawks 2 break me outta Shawshank, 20 days before my birthday. Shimmy Shimmy CoCoe Pop - watch u retire while i don't stop, with goals to own whole city blocks, and only need stones that's lava rocks -

    On some landscaping sh&T - watch me grow old happy ~
    Last post 144 days ago
  8. DUCK! + -

    Lancelot Jun 26 at 2008, 2:03 PM
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    Lancelot said "run up on a dumb shmuck 2 show him why life sucks - I don't do hold ups - i blow tints outta trucks. throw a puppy "
    run up on a dumb shmuck 2 show him why life sucks - I don't do hold ups - i blow tints outta trucks. throw a puppy off a skyscraper, & gives No Phuck - putting bolders on train tracks just 2 mess shi% up.
    G4 under a bridge & never do it A Gain, - ground your flight no pretend, throwing rocks @ your plane - U TRIPPIN off Cat Piss - my rappin: IS DAT SHI%! Your dic is a toothpick, while mine just don't fit. 50 chicks in 7 years & i ain't no pimp - You can chop that # in half and it still ain't shi%. been told i LOOK concieded by more than 1 girl - Got em singing falsetto's after rockin' dey world! Lil mamma stayed fly, only half of the time - tell me why i cut your #, but u STILL have mine? If i'm really that fresh, why did ya scuff my shine? If we really all good, why ain't we kicked-it one time? both are steady smokers never rolled a single dime - you always club hoppin & i'm in FREE everytime. Trying to check up on my working more than i check mine! I believe that's backstabing, with out the shit talk babbling, so i visit them on holidays like shisty people in my family. i love my family tho - a yo, half i just met - they the reason i ain't stabbed my temples up with an ice pick! They why my wrists clean - They why i'ma rap fiend - They the true to life anti-depressiant team. My moms on prozac & i almost had to take that, so U sayin' i'm lunie isn't close to NEW FACT. You the only real proof that retarted people can rap! Oh SNAP - didn't mean that - gotta fix up my rap - Sry, u ain't retarted, U only mentally handicapped! Now people in wheel chairs gonna hate on that - But like Shawty Lo : 'Dey Know' that not everyone should rap!
    Last post 145 days ago
  9. kinda cheesey ending + -

    Lancelot Jun 25 at 2008, 3:11 PM
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    Lancelot said "if it's such a waist of time, tell me why in the phuck u rhyme? Outkast in the background while dummies keep tryin"
    if it's such a waist of time, tell me why in the phuck u rhyme? Outkast in the background while dummies keep trying. Keep trying 2 play stupid - Keep trying to make me loose it - Keep ya business 2 yourself & because the naming rights exclusive - People trying 2 be benifactors, end up looking stupid after - boss up or blow up like Louie's on a batter. Me so sweet, that she wanna lick the rapper - maybe give a girl a kiss an than a tonsle exam after - If i'm so damn unimportant, what the pucks w/ all the chatter? Tring to set me up is setting yourself up for disaster. (OOOOO, REAL TOUGH GUY EH?) I need money, ear plugs, and a whole lotta sleep - Somebody who don't take serious everyword that i speak - kick back - have a stoge & convers over drinks - never gotta ask ya momma if at my place u wanna b.
    Talk 2 god like i'm a beggar - help me pull my head togather - stupid people kill my sprit, like 'it's probably for the better' - 'lil ni&&a shouldn't be so motivated' on my recomidation letter - Most Haited 6 footer in the bold printed header. Sarcastic as phuck - can't stand a kiss up - can't stand an undercover slash snitch ass punk - So haters worldwide, see my ass? Take a picture! Larry mother phucking Brite is 1 DOPE ASS ni&&A!
    1. RE: kinda cheesey ending + -

      Lancelot Jun 25 at 2008, 3:11 PM
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      Lancelot said "yea - not my best"
      yea - not my best
    Last post 146 days ago
  10. MeMyDamnSelf&i + -

    Lancelot Jun 23 at 2008, 8:53 PM
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    Lancelot said "pop bust - w.t.f? - Larry Beezie Coming up - six hundred fifty rappers bump that 4,1, FUNK. Connected like some "
    pop bust - w.t.f? - Larry Beezie Coming up - six hundred fifty rappers bump that 4,1, FUNK. Connected like some camel humps to american sprit - europien currency when do shows in Zuric. Mother phuckers thought i was joking, now bootleggin 2 hear it - & now unless i get my masters, u can KEEP all your digits!~ get Benji's stacked 6 feet, and that's just the bounus, simply admit your defeat & take the sh&t like a grown up! You get small tip dounuts, and my dough go franchise - press goods like a rollin pin just 2 serve u rap guys! I'm on ti%%ies like tan lines, and a rap mind in the gutter - how am i not royality with a king as a brother? Why do all these people think i'm dumber than the others? Don't they know if i stop, the future of music will suffer? Don't they realize that i'm just a dope mother phucker? ? ? It's aight G, how u see me, freshest looking mind filled with dis-sapir-ity. Hustlers look in the mirror, you might see L.B. - pissing their pants in fear, and yellow drippin of they feet. Like i said : u bring 10, i'ma bring a phuckin fleet - keep my fist up like panthers, while Ya'll some funny doods in sheets.



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